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Between shortcomings and qualities, we built like cordobeses . Our identity is shaped with jokes, legends and myths. Obvious we believe us a thousand But, well, some other defect we have. Here is the list of defects that the standupera Silvana Spinelli put together:
If you ask the Cordobeses what defects we have, surely the first thing we're going to answer is “none, we Cordobeses are perfect” . We Cordobeses go through life with their heads up, but never with their nose standing, don't get confused.
As much as you insist on reminding us, we're not going to call you either by your name or by your last name. For us you will be “Face e pipe”, “Sad bread” or “Fat face e 'bite.” We'll call you according to your most outstanding quality so that no one confuses you. How many Juanes would like to stop being just another “John” on this planet. Come to Cordoba that we personalize your image. This was the well-known case of a John we baptized “Mocuco”, mix of monkey with cuckoo .
Not even death. It is believed that laughing at the wake started in Cordoba and became viralized. According to the urban myth, the Cordobeses of colonial times did not hire weeping, they hired laughers . Cordoba has an ancestral wisdom that few know: laughter is the best remedy for the soul. So, if you have to leave this world, it's better to go laughing.
If changing people's names seems a little daring about us, you still haven't seen anything. The Cordobeses we invite us alone to a party, or we sneak in. The important thing is that we take care of ourselves, we are not to cause inconvenience to homeowners...
It is known when the Cordovan leaves, what is not known is when it returns. The average caravan of a Cordovan consists of pre+ dance/bowling/party+ after , and after after we enter a gray dimension that no one remembers. During the trance, large amounts of fernet with coca are consumed. The next day, or a few days, depending on the gray phase, we are 0 km to start again. The Japanese would already like have this self-discipline .
For Cordobeses, a winter is not just a winter, it is a winter, especially when the gas bill arrives. A party is not a party anymore, it is a fiestonononon (as many non are added as good as the joda has been). Is that in the exaggeration lies the alchemy of cordobés : we can turn the worst day into the best of anecdotes.
You will recognize the Cordovan because it speaks two decibels higher than the common of living things. This volume increases directly proportional to age and reaches levels harmful to health.
While in the rest of the world we have dinner at 7 in the afternoon, in Cordoba we have dinner at 10 in the evening. But if you want to have dinner at 22, you have to invite us at 19. Maybe it's because Córdoba's traffic is slower than astronaut kick or because public transport is less often than good news. You see it, you do not need to visit a Buddhist temple to develop infinite patience , just go to the 24th stop on a Sunday afternoon.
Evidently, our watches are made of plasticine, but we also carry avant-garde art in our blood. We are a landlocked province and yet we built a lighthouse in the middle of the city. To enlighten who?
Another emblematic example is in Capilla del Monte: where anyone sees a rock, we see an iconic and majestic sculptural work of Mother Nature in the shape of a shoe.
Our sense of humor makes us irresistible. They say the Cordobés have “spark”... what they don't know is we're causing fires. In addition, poetry sprouts from our lips, that's why they call us “verseros”. We are flowery gardens, we are the most spicy ones for the levante , we are thieves of beauty... With such natural grace and our infinite patience (cultivated by waiting on 24) we can conquer even the most difficult hearts.
And, usually, it's the auction. Ah re!
Publication Date: 02/06/2020
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